The best joke.

The best joke has it here. At last he found the best joke, nothing easy.

Peter complains of severe pain in his right hand and tells a friend his intention to go to the doctor urgently.

- Why did the doctor if there are supercomputers now able to detect your problem?. Get the supermarket on the corner with a urine sample and test the machine out there.

After thinking about Peter is done with a urine sample and is close to the supermarket to see what his friend had told her, but seemed like a joke, really.

Enter the urine sample in the machine and put it into motion. The machine starts make checks and turn lights flashing chas! zis! zas! Tas! and after a few minutes indicated in the result:

- You have an infection in the nerves in his right hand. To solve the problem enter half an hour of hands in warm water for two weeks and avoid things that get heavy.

Amazing what science is advancing thought, the way home. The more I thought it was more doubtful.
Then decided to go the next day to check the machine again and threw a glass of tap water, a little caiman his dog "joke", a few drops of urine from his wife, squeezed a pad of a wound of her daughter and decided masturbate inside of the glass. We beat all conscientiously and went back to the machine where he placed the glass with the admixture to verify the results.

The machine starts making checks and activate flashing lights, makes some noises chas! zis! zas! Tas! and after several minutes the result indicates:

- The water contains too many alkaloids. It is advisable to put a better Descaling, sales at specialty stores.
- Your dog has stomach parasites. It is recommended that you come quickly to your veterinarian for further treatment.
- Your daughter presents drug. It is recommended immediate drug treatment and alert to the police.
- His wife is pregnant with twins, you are not the father. It is recommended that you go immediately to his lawyer.
- Peter, should stop masturbate or INFECTION OF NERVES OF THE RIGHT HAND IS NOT NEVER cure!